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H100

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$69.00 USD
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Trademark of the AI revolution, this GPU , although sleek and discrete , destroys it's competition as the fastest GPU to ever be made. Appreciate all of it's glory, in this humble plushie. 

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H100 keychain

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$10.00 USD
$10.00 USD
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Trademark of the AI revolution, this GPU , although sleek and discrete , destroys it's competition as the fastest GPU to ever be made. Appreciate all of it's glory, in this humble keychain. 

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RTX 5090

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$69.00 USD
$69.00 USD
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Hallmark GPU of gamers, this plushie embodies RAW performance. Equipped with 2 cute fans, and a sleek design, this GPU may not run Crysis, but absolutely smashes benchmarks of gamer satisfaction.

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RTX 5090 keychain

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$10.00 USD
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Hallmark GPU of gamers, this plushie embodies RAW performance. Equipped with 2 cute fans, and a sleek design, this GPU may not run Crysis, but absolutely smashes benchmarks of gamer satisfaction.

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GB200

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$69.00 USD
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If your AI server had balls, these would be it. 

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GB200 keychain

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$0.00 USD
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If your AI server had balls, these would be it. 

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NVL72

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$69.00 USD
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Imagine a whole NVIDIA NVL72 rack but, like, squishy. it’s this tall, lanky rectangle of black velvet with 72 tiny "compute nodes" embroidered on the front so it looks busy but does zero work.

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NVL72 keychain

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$10.00 USD
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Imagine a whole NVIDIA NVL72 rack but, like, squishy. it’s this tall, lanky rectangle of black velvet with 72 tiny "compute nodes" embroidered on the front so it looks busy but does zero work.

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